- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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