- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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