- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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