What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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