- Anti Joke

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Rebecca Black's career.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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