- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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