- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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