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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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