- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

human centipede

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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