what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

knock knock? come in

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

the NAACP

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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