where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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