- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Guest what in the butt

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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