- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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