A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Badabing.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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