Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A young baby died.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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