Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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the redsox

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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