- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

poopy is poopy

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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