What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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