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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Guest what in the butt

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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