- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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