- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

whats black and large -me

What is my name? I dont know

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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