Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

WNBA

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Balls

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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