- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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