- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What is older than history?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Arrow in the Knee!

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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