- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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