What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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FUCK YOU

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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