why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A fish swims up your penis...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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