- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Black people.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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