- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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