A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Your mom.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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