- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

12 niqqa 12.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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