Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Your mom.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Justin Bieber.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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