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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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