- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Women's rights

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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