- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

So these two girls have a cup .

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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