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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

what do you call your mom? mom

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Everybody will die

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

whats green and slimy? green slim

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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