- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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