Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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purple pickles

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