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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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