Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

25

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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