- Anti Joke

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How would you rule?

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint