Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Dead girls can't say no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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