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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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