Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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