- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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