What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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