- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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