- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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