How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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You just read this ..

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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