- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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