why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Bob Saget

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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