Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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