Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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