- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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