- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Women deserve equal rights.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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