Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did? Yes

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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