What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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knock knock who's there ?

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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