- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

what are three short words? i a am

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