Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Sarah Palin.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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