What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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