A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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knock knock... ...no answer

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Ron Paul for President!

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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