So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

your mom is so fat.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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