- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Women's Rights

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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