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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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