Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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