- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Charlie Sheen

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

All of these jokes are about white people

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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