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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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