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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.