Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What? Huh?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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