- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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