what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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