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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

9/11

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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