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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

WOw you have no life

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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